the unemployed professional

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

this is my life.

I can’t even be trusted walking.

klutzy forever.

humansofnewyork:

"I’ve been overweight all my life. But I broke up with my boyfriend last year, and things weren’t going well, so it got worse and worse. I’d try to diet, but I’d eat something that I wasn’t supposed to. I’d try to go to the gym, but I’d leave early. I was trying to lose weight because I felt like I needed to be a different person. But time has passed now, and I think I’m approaching weight loss with a much more positive attitude. I know that I can be happy without losing weight. Sure, I wish I could wear prettier clothes. I wish I could take a photograph without my face looking like a football. But I know that I’m not my weight. And it’s hard to come to that conclusion. You really have to battle to separate your self-image from your weight. Because weight is always the first thing that somebody sees. Somebody will see you after a few years, and their first comment is about the weight you’ve put on. Maybe I’ve become a better person these last few years. Maybe I’ve been a great friend to someone. Maybe I’ve read a lot of books and become smarter. Maybe the reason I’ve put on weight is that I’ve got a great job that can be stressful and doesn’t leave me time to go to the gym."
(New Delhi, India)

humansofnewyork:

"I’ve been overweight all my life. But I broke up with my boyfriend last year, and things weren’t going well, so it got worse and worse. I’d try to diet, but I’d eat something that I wasn’t supposed to. I’d try to go to the gym, but I’d leave early. I was trying to lose weight because I felt like I needed to be a different person. But time has passed now, and I think I’m approaching weight loss with a much more positive attitude. I know that I can be happy without losing weight. Sure, I wish I could wear prettier clothes. I wish I could take a photograph without my face looking like a football. But I know that I’m not my weight. And it’s hard to come to that conclusion. You really have to battle to separate your self-image from your weight. Because weight is always the first thing that somebody sees. Somebody will see you after a few years, and their first comment is about the weight you’ve put on. Maybe I’ve become a better person these last few years. Maybe I’ve been a great friend to someone. Maybe I’ve read a lot of books and become smarter. Maybe the reason I’ve put on weight is that I’ve got a great job that can be stressful and doesn’t leave me time to go to the gym."

(New Delhi, India)

this amazing weather has gotten me into a baking mood.

pumpkin banana spice bread in the oven now and it smells amazing.

too bad we’ll be back to 90° weather by monday. texas y’all. I love this state, but damn I wish we still had seasons somewhat like when I was younger.

this amazing weather has gotten me into a baking mood.

pumpkin banana spice bread in the oven now and it smells amazing.

too bad we’ll be back to 90° weather by monday. texas y’all. I love this state, but damn I wish we still had seasons somewhat like when I was younger.

yay for new goodies.

the bf was going to buy me a purse for my birthday, but me being picky as hell hadn’t been able to find anything I liked anywhere so going on a month later I was ready to give up until I found the cranberry pretty above. since the purse budget was around $100 and this bag is from forever 21 I was able to get a few more things.

blue striped dress and skull sweater(I’ve been stalking this for weeks), jeans, leggings, and head bands. birthday goodies ftw.

this is adorable.

someone was excited for his new xbox one.

and now the never ending battle to turn the damn video game off begins.

someone was excited for his new xbox one.

and now the never ending battle to turn the damn video game off begins.

communicants:

Yi Yi (Edward Yang, 2000)

I paused this movie frequently because I didn’t want it to end too soon, turning a three hour movie into a five hour movie. Even then I wanted it to continue.

this movie was long, no lie, but it was also really damn good.

and I loved the son the most.

it was definitely a monday.

#photofy #photofyapp

it was definitely a monday.

#photofy #photofyapp